Saturday, February 14, 2015

Be My Valentine

Dear Lady Dazzleton,
I am in receipt of your Valentine missive.  It would truly be an honor to be yours, but alas, I am afraid it would be a long-distance affair…I mean, a long-distance relationship (I would not presume to assume any scandalous ideas, after all).  If you are willing to overlook the tiny detail of the thousands of miles between us, I wholeheartedly bestow upon you my fondest thoughts and wish you to be mine as well.

Sincerely and with admiration from afar,
Yours Truly,
Mr. A.T.Water, Esquire

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