It is with great pleasure that I announce a new staff member at The Atwater Group. After thinking and searching, I think I have found the perfect match for the job description.
1) Must be willing to be available all hours of day and night.
2) Must be willing to support management.
3) Must be willing to take direction.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Dudley, the new assistant:
His main duties are to make sure I take breaks (keep eye strain to a minimum), get exercise (those frequent walks to check the mail or the scent of a squirrel or a quick potty break are good for me!), and snuggle up when I am done for the day!
Dudley's been with us for a week now and is settling in fine from the shelter. He's still not too thrilled with the noise the printer makes, but he's got a comfy pillow upstairs in the office to keep me on my toes: